Do you...

Do you have little kids? Between the ages of 2-5?

Does your kid have four legs?
Do you feed your kid puppy chow?
Do you make your kid wear a flea collar?
Does he/she drink water from the toilet?
Does your kid rummage through neighbors trash can looking for food?
Do you take your kid for a walk every morning and evening so he/she can potty outside?
Do you plan on neutering your kid?
Do you take your kid ducking hunting with you so he can retrieve the ducks you've shot, out of the lake?
Has your kid ever come home with dozens of porcupine quills stabbed into his face?
Did your kid ever get hit by a car, survive the car, even though he lost a leg and now you've nicknamed him "Lucky?"

Do you put your kid on a leash when you walk around with him in the mall????



I want to be done seeing these people.